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Saturday, 4 April 2009

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Just when the Material girl thought she had acquired her latest foreign adoption, the trade deal fell through. US Commonwealth Puerto Rico has denied the Dance Like an Egyptian Queen her adoption of Alex Rodriguez. Rumours were flying about the frounds for the rejection.

Some experts suggested that both Mother and child's drug use made them incompatible. Others proposed that illicit lovers should not be involved in an adoption, no matter how much cradle robbing is involved.

Character witnesses against Madonna pointed out the rude, crude and practically nude performances of the Rock Star to the PR morals board. While an army of former lovers and marriage partners filed briefs against both the adoptive parent and her 30 something kiddie.

One letter to the court from the Steingrabber twins claims that the child in this proposed adoption is already owned as a slave by a group called the NY Yankees.

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