Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Madonna sings: Kissed by a Juicer Just for the very first time

Puerto Rico's objection to Pop Star Madonna's attempt to adopt Juicer Alex Rodriguez has been contested in the World Court by the Dominican Republic. The Attorney Generalissimo of the DR, Freyito Bandaidito objected furiously to PR's Interference in the affair of favorite native son of the DR, AR:

"Alex is no more a PR than Madonna is, like, a Virgin...Islander. He is puro Dominicano and when a rich white lady wants to land even a rich DR in the lap of her "luxury", we say Papa Don't Preach! If A wants to go DL on Evita's peron, we say se la vie, mi casa es su casa, manga mi gots and Gawd Bless America!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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