The University of Nowhere has a long history of cheating in sports, from 35 year old ringers at QB to a locker room more juiced up than a Florida orange grove.
When Alex Rodriguez offered to be the benefactor behind their new college baseball stadium, many Hurricanes thought that he was too clean to be involved with their rough and ready to be illegal wrecking crew. One Miami U gangsta said that naming a Hurricane athletic facility after A-Rod was like taking Biggy Smalls to Disney World.
But this weeks news that A-Rod has always been A-Fraud and that the real A-Roid has finally stood has brought all the Hurricanoes on board. Cries of " He's one of us!" and A-Rod the OJ of Juicers! have been the Miami welcome wagons' slogans of acceptance for the newly constructed Alex Rodriguez Stadium and Juice Bar!
