Alex Roidriguez, who plays billionaire for the NY Yankees' infield, will miss much of the first part of the season for a surgery. A-Rod has been the focus of embarrassing reports of steroid use and even more humiliating revelations that he denied his involvement in performance-enhancing drugs while a member of the Yankee organization.
Investigative sports writers immediately suspected that the surgery involved a steroid related problem. They inquired into all of the soft tissue damage that are related to hormone abuse. Liver? no, that was the Mick and Johnny Walker... brain? nope...the Steingrabbers remove the brain as a precaution when players join the Yankees.
Confusion, a common occurrence among sports writers most of whom can't play sports or write, set in until one sharp pencil noted that A-Rod's operation is directly related to frequent and harsh rear end collisions. the conclusion was simple. His fellow yankees kicked his ass repeatedly!
