When former Yankee manager Joe Torre read in the spoof.com that Madonna was describing Alex Rodriguez' testicles as pebble like, A-Rod's old skipper reported shock.
"I worked with him on a daily basis and he never showed any evidence of having even one ball", Torre exclaimed, " This may be the most naturally talented athlete in history but he's a prima donna. Get me coffee, where's my paper, carry my bat, are Madonna's tickets at will call...On and on."
To prove his point Torre had a tally of the number of unclutch hits A-Fraud had achieved over his career. Torre explained that no player in history had as many hits with a twelve run lead as Alex. You can always count on Alex to come through when you don't need it!
