A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.
GRANDMOTHER of five, Dorothea Wilberton, has sparked a legal controversy after a judge directed a jury to acquit the 76-year-old of drugs charges after accepting her argument that crack cocaine was 'like a tonic' to her.
Manhattan, NYC, NY - Pharmaceutical Giant Eli Lilly, manufacturer of Prozac, today held a press conference in upper Manhattan to unveil it's much anticipated "Prozac Monitor". This clever yet simple device will be worn by users of the miracle mood-s...
Washington DC - A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law that makes it illegal for Canadians to sell street drugs in "da hood". Old laws made it possible to fix the price of drugs such as cocaine, crack, crystal meth and ecstasy.
A worker at a Subway restaurant in Dunedin New Zealand has been sacked for sharing her complimentary diet Coke with a friend, sparking worldwide travel chaos as underground train systems immediately went on strike and have refused to return to work...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...
After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...
Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The FDA gave the O.K. to "Suicide Pills" today. Many anti-depressants cause suicidal thoughts and actions, especially in younger adults. The "Suicide Pills" are a new push by the Bush Ad...
Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.
The nations favorite sweets Liquorice Allsorts are set to be controversially banned under new rulings.
The New York High Times - WASHINGTON, April 18 - Democrats watched in horror as the Republican Majority, now known as "The Empire," Struck Back today.
There is uproar in Belgrade, Serbia as The Rolling Stones plan to sedate 3 000000 horses that may be driven insane by the aging rockers' crap music.
EP (Exasperated Press) - Animal Rights activists rallied world-wide today to protest the new problem with animals addicted to drugs. Alan Dershowitz and Laurence Tribe of Harvard Law School were there to show their support.
Crystal Meth or ice is creating havoc across the USA in ways that are reminiscent of the great Crack Epidemic of the 80's. Reagan has been proven to have driven millions to become crack addicts and now a double dose of Bush has pushed Americans i...
Story from ENN (Exasperated News Network) - Today President Bush asked the Drug Czar to issue a statement to all schools following the shootings at Virginia Tech. President Bush urges all students to say "No" to marijuana and "Yes&quo...
Drug warriors scored a victory after the 2006 U.S. elections when they hurriedly extended the War on Drugs to a psychoactive substance previously exempt: nepetalactone, the main psychoactive ingredient in catnip. It is well known that the sniffing of...
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