Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Funny story written by Wildjesusfishkid

Friday, 27 April 2007

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Look! He's off his tits!

Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.

The drug was developed by some Drum and Bass Vets as an anti worming medicine for pets and small furry animals*.

A girl has been admitted to Hospital but was discharged after twelve hours and told to book an appointment with a local Vet as there was nothing they could do. Reports from the vet revealed that it was a small furball that made the girl vomit and that there was no evidence of worms or any other parasites.

"She has a glossy coat and healthy teeth. Just give her a good bone every now and again", the vet told the girl's parents. The vet then preceded to give her booster jabs for Distemper and Mange.

The girl, who wishes to remain nameless, is to be entered for next year's Crufts competition.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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