Canadian Drug Dealers Allowed to Sell In USA

Written by Smackycrackman

Monday, 7 May 2007

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Washington DC - A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law that makes it illegal for Canadians to sell street drugs in "da hood". Old laws made it possible to fix the price of drugs such as cocaine, crack, crystal meth and ecstasy.

Judge Frank Goldcock says "why should Black and Latino gangs in American urban areas be allowed to have a strangle hold on the lucrative American street drug market."

Liberalizing drug dealer imports would lower the price of drugs sold to Americans across the country. Although America has only four percent of the world's population, they buy 99.9% of the illegal drugs sold in the world.

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