Washington/DC/ Faux Decorator News - Embarrassed by Fashion Editors around the world who castigated the First Couple's fashion (non) sense at the inaugural, a furious Michelle O'bama demanded and received from TARP Czar Barney Frank, an unlimited bud...
Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the United States was discovered by the Obama girls this morning when they began going from room to room trying to see where everything was located. "Apparently there was a guide with them as they went explori...
Washington DC-- Michelle Obama had a terrible first day in the White House--she accidentally burned the house down to the ground! The Obama family was busy moving into the mansion when the fire happened. No one was injured. Michelle Obama said she w...
George Dubya Bush today moves out of the White House as his term as President comes to an end. After eight years on Pennsylvania Avenue Bush has accrued a lot of his own possessions in the Capital's most famous house, and it all needs removing.
Washington DC -- The two little Obama girls had quite a scare when they visited the White House last week. Little Fric and Frac Obama went to the White House with their mother to choose their new bedrooms. Little Fric ran screaming down the stair...
The White House, January 7, 2009 Dear Mom, I have been in the US Navy for 11 months and was hoping to go to sea on an Aircraft Carrier after boot camp. However, I was assigned as a mess steward to the White House kitchen in Washington DC. Things have been pretty boring around here until today. President Bush hosted a luncheon for all of the living ex-presidents and the new president elect.
Senate-hopeful, Caroline Kennedy, was running late to her first news conference in New York City yesterday. She raced out of her $10.9 million Hyannisport "cottage" in Cape Cod and jumped into her $16.7 million "JF-Kopter" that was revving up at the...
Washington DC-- Secret Service agents found six marijuana plants growing in a greenhouse at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue last week. The agents were alerted to the illegal plants after a sickly-sweet odour was noticed in the White House last month. The...
Washington DC-- A familiar face is helping the Obamas move into the White House. Barack Obama's first cousin, Morticia Addams is busy at work. Obama's grandparents were Uncle Fester and Aunt Angina. Morticia plans a lot of changes for the landmar...
Fifth Lady Hairy Bush showed her tits to Michael Oblama in the Black House - and her daughters gave her a lap dance in the mansion that will soon become her home. After the two couples fondled and kissed each other at the executive mansion's, they...
The White House will not display a set of Christmas tree ornaments that calls for President George W. Bush's impeachment and also that of Vice President Cheney. The ornaments were made by artist Bedorah Flatulance, who says she wanted to honor Rep...
Santa, in a coordinated effort with the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, the Guardian Angel, the Great Pumpkin, and even the Angel of Death has put on a general boycott of the White House this season (Oh, come on, I don't have to tell you why! They don...
The White House will be kept spic n span by the Obama girls when they are not at their elite Quaker school. During the day the ladies Obama will don their private school frocks and explore the depths of elite studies at their Society of Very Rich Fri...
Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy. "Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom." "The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...
Barack Obama has chosen several of his advisors in the past few weeks and some of his supporters are upset that the people he has chosen are not new faces. Obama's supporters would argue that he needs experienced people to pass important legislation.
US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.
Washington DC-- Yesterday's State dinner held at the White House for the G-20 summit was marred by millions of enormous flying roaches. The white-tie event was to honor the most rich and powerful people in the world but it ended in a blizzard of bug...
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