Written by Pointer

Thursday, 27 November 2008

image for Obama says: Daughters will go to Elite School When They are not Cinderellian Around the White House!
The O Girls justs loves working on the plantation for Massah

The White House will be kept spic n span by the Obama girls when they are not at their elite Quaker school. During the day the ladies Obama will don their private school frocks and explore the depths of elite studies at their Society of Very Rich Friends School far from the failing DC public schools that Bush left far far behind. But during the after school hours the girls Obama will have quite a different life.

Kitchen scullion, chamber maid and plantation planter are just some of the jobs that Barack's babies will assume after they finish their homework. The President elect is already boasting that their imitation of Butterfly McQueen's " Yes, Miss Scarlett" is spot on:

"They will be ready for the remake of Gone With The Wind just before the rest of America's wealth blows away!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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