Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the United States was discovered by the Obama girls this morning when they began going from room to room trying to see where everything was located.
"Apparently there was a guide with them as they went exploring and one of the girls spotted a piece of carpet move." stated White House security guard, Henry "Max" Maxwell.
"Having heard a lot of stories before coming here about ghosts in the White House, the girls began screaming and pointing towards the piece of carpet that had moved."
Apparently, the girls were immediately led by their guide to a place of safety until security could check out the situation.
When Max and two more security guards arrived, they found some small slits cut into the carpet.
"While Andy and Barney held there weapons aimed at the spot, I began pulling up the carpet. Then suddenly the whole oblong section raised by itself and there was VP Cheney coming out of a sort of spider hole."
Meanwhile, the former VP told the guard, "It's only me, Max. I thought I'd give the girls a scare and...Heart Attack!!"
Cheney was then rushed to a Washington hospital where he is reported in good shape.
No more mention was made of the spider hole. For one thing, Cheney says he doesn't recall any spider hole. That the attack had wiped out everything since the inauguration.
