Washington DC -- The two little Obama girls had quite a scare when they visited the White House last week. Little Fric and Frac Obama went to the White House with their mother to choose their new bedrooms. Little Fric ran screaming down the stairs after she saw an old white man staring at her from the doorway of the Lincoln Bedroom.
Fric told her mom, Michelle Obama, that she saw The Man and he looked "like he was trippin." Fric said The Man chased her away while yelling curse words at her.
Michelle Obama patiently explained to Fric that she probably just saw Joe Biden, who is a certifiable lunatic, and is constantly tripping out. Michelle didn't believe the Lincoln ghost stories and she didn't want to upset her girls.
Frac soon came running down the stairs too. She saw the old white man and she was terrified.
"The Man was yellin' at me. Telling me to get lost. His face was white, then red and then turned blue." she cried. Frac said she didn't want to live in the White House.
Michelle Obama was furious, but also a little scared too. Michelle very quietly went upstairs to check out the situation. She heard moaning coming from the Lincoln Bedroom and opened the door very slowly to take a look.
"Can't I get a simple blowjob without all these f*ck*ng interruptions!" a blue-faced man yelled.
It was only Bill Clinton in the Lincoln Bedroom. He was busy interviewing interns for his new job and didn't want to be disturbed.