Washington DC-- Michelle Obama had a terrible first day in the White House--she accidentally burned the house down to the ground! The Obama family was busy moving into the mansion when the fire happened. No one was injured. Michelle Obama said she was sorry and it was an honest mistake.
Michelle said she was concerned about roaches in the White House. Every house she has lived in has been infested with the revolting pests. Michelle didn't want to bring any of the roaches into the new place.
Michelle's Weather Underground friend, Bill Ayers, gave her a special cleaning solution to prevent a roach infestation. The mixture was one-half kerosene and one-half gasoline. Michelle very methodically went from room to room in the White House. She doused all of the antique furniture, paintings, and priceless relics with the nasty brew. She didn't want to see even one roach!
Michelle noticed Lincoln's Bible on a table in the Blue Room. It was still sitting there after Barack's confused swearing-in ceremony from yesterday. It was also still smoldering from where Barack had touched it!
Michelle quickly threw the Bible into the trash. She didn't want any Bible near her or the kids. Unfortunately a spark from the Bible set off a raging inferno. The White House was gutted in only five minutes.
"Oh good, no roaches to worry about!" laughed Michelle. "Can't say I liked the 'hood anyway, we're moving back to Chicago." she laughed.
