White House State Dinner Ruined By Flying Roaches

Funny story written by Fish

Monday, 17 November 2008

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Washington DC-- Yesterday's State dinner held at the White House for the G-20 summit was marred by millions of enormous flying roaches. The white-tie event was to honor the most rich and powerful people in the world but it ended in a blizzard of bugs. Everyone who attended the affair was horrified and revolted by the 6-inch long flying cockroaches.

The G-20 summit was held to put together a rescue package for the world's ailing economy and prevent a new Depression. A State dinner was held at the end of the summit and it boasted $300.00 a bottle wine and the finest gourmet cooking money could buy. The ugly roaches seemed to prefer Democrats especially.

Nancy Pelosi was raising a forkful of lobster to her face when a giant cockroach flew into her mouth. She just assumed the lobster was crunchy and happily chewed away. She didn't realize what happened until Al Gore told her. Then she vomited in his lap.

President Hu from China was sipping some champagne when a roach landed in the glass. The near-sighted dictator thought it was a black olive and ate it. He asked for another.

Angelina Jolie also ate at the dinner and was bedeviled with a swarm of cockroaches. The roaches enjoyed going down her cleavage and nesting in her hair. She was too stunned to do anything but started screaming as thousands of the giant roaches covered every inch of her.

Soon, everyone of the rich and famous at the gathering was covered with the filthy vermin. Dessert was cancelled.

President Bush apologised to the horrified guests and offered an explanation.

"Well those Obamas were here a few days ago and must have brought a few of the roaches with them. You have to expect that with coloured people." he smirked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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