Downing Street spokesmen today announced what many have suspected for some time now. At 16.45 a press conference was called outside Number 10, attended by many senior Ministers including Gordon Brown.
In a clever deception that has fooled the world for decades Prime Minister Tony Blair revealed that not only was Margaret Thatcher's death a hoax but that he, Blair WAS in fact Mrs Thatcher .. in disguise. "And a very cl...
Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): Poor old cash-strapped Cherie is having to flog off the Blair family holiday video nasties on an internet auction site in a bid to stump up the cash to pay for their latest holiday jaunt at the home of 70s crooner Robin...
Prime Minister Tony Blair was sensationally unveiled today as the new member of squeaky-voiced disco icons the Bee Gees. As he arrived for his well-publicised holiday at Robin Gibb's luxury Florida mansion, few commentators realised the true reas...
London - (Ass Mess): Drowning Street refused to confirm or deny reports that the Prime Monster's Easter holiday in April is booked to take place at Gary Glitter's beachside retreat in Phuket, Thailand.
Tampax, Florida - (Rioters): The pilot at the controls of a BA jumbo carrying UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his family to their winter holiday break at Robin Gibbs's house on Tampax Beach has said he completely missed the runway exit on landing...
Sensational news breaking on Boxing Day as it is becoming clear that Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has made a decision all on his own without having to contact George W Bush.
London - (Ass Mess): The founding Illuminatus of the Institute of Contemporary British Hystery has admitted that despite a sustained campaign of bribery and hogwash UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will be judged as a massive colostomy for the Bush Admini...
Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Officers from the Met's Fraud Squad finally came a-knocking on the Prime Monster's front door today as the nation held its breath and waited for the answer to that pivotal question on every British voter's...
Drowning Street, London - (Ass Mess): The slogan of fascist French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen has finally reared its ugly at 10 Downing Street today when the Prime Monster admitted his immigration policy upgrade translated roughly as 'bugger of...
In a landmark speech from Downing Street earlier today, Tony Blair warned that extreme religious groups would not be tolerated in Britain today. "This is a multicultural society" he said "with deeply ingrained values of tolerance and...
It has been revealed today that the Government plans to step up its installation of surveillance cameras around the country.
In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...
North Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): A plane of the Queen's Flight carrying Prime Monster Tony Blair had to be diverted en route to Washington DC tonight after cabin staff reported a strange whiff of suspected Polonium 210 fumes coming from the VIP...
London - (Associated Mess): Not content with grovelling to the voting public for foisting on them the Saddam WMD fantasy, the dodgy dossier, friendship with George Bush AND the UK's involvement in the slave trade, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is b...
A row erupted today at Prime Ministers Question Time when Tony Blair was offered a 'fair dig in the carpark' by former Liberal Party leader Charles Kennedy.
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