Blair takes up 'Aimez-la ou quittez-la' Le Pen strategy

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Friday, 8 December 2006

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Bugger off if you don't like it

Drowning Street, London - (Ass Mess): The slogan of fascist French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen has finally reared its ugly at 10 Downing Street today when the Prime Monster admitted his immigration policy upgrade translated roughly as 'bugger off if you don't like it'.

Le Pen's widely publicised 'aimez-la ou quittez-la' strategy was a huge vote winner in the recent French general elections where the far-right made sweeping wins in key marginals such as the catering industry and the buy-to-let sector of the property market.

No 10 policy wonks admitted later that the PM might have made an inadvertent Freudian slip up when unveiling his latest thoughts on the issue of multiculturalism.

"We think he may have been echoing thoughts expressed to the Iraqi Study Group by local Baghdadis who were interviewed by Bush Administration opinion pollsters last month on the success of the Hearts 'N' Minds campaign.

"The essence of the policy twist may not be a new one but is universally accepted as a vote-winner during times of acute anxiety.....such as waiting for that 6am rap on the door when the Fraud Squad keeps its promise of a fair interview under caution in the cash-for-peerages scam."

Monsieur Le Pen has not commented on the latest development.

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