Blair's next holiday destination with Gary Glitter

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 December 2006

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On the rocks or next holiday hideaway for Blair?

London - (Ass Mess): Drowning Street refused to confirm or deny reports that the Prime Monster's Easter holiday in April is booked to take place at Gary Glitter's beachside retreat in Phuket, Thailand.

But following the success of his many C-List celeb jaunts at Cliff Richards's Barbados villa and now Robin Gibbs's Tampax Beach hideaway, members of the PM's inner circle are confident that Glitter will now get that special Blair treatment that he has waited so patiently for all these years.

One insider also predicted that Glitter may be about to follow Bono as a special Global Piss Process envoy on Blair's behalf before the traditional New Year's gong - expected for January 2008 - for humanitarian services to the entertainment industry.

And although reports are so far unconfirmed, a number of sources have hinted that a life peerage is not an entirely impossible suggestion just as long as a series of loans made by Glitter to the Labour Party War Chest pass the scrutiny test of the Commons Accountability Committee.

Glitter, 59, is said to be 'entirely confident'.

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