Showing:

Spoof stories written by Abel Rodriguez

Try another search?

Funny story: The rumor mill says that the makers of Bud Light may be going bankrupt

The rumor mill says that the makers of Bud Light may be going bankrupt

There is much sadness at the headquarters of Anehuser-Busch, as their flagship beer Bud Light has seen sales dwindle down to unimaginable numbers. A spokesperson for the beer, Dex P. Vancrow said that his company has apologized 29 times already si…

Read full story
Funny story: A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match

A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match

One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…

Read full story
Funny story: Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???

Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???

Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back. Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To…

Read full story
Funny story: Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!

Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!

The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…

Read full story
Funny story: Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…

Read full story
Funny story: Kevin Costner's wife says he cheated on her with a "Yellowstone" stunt woman

Kevin Costner's wife says he cheated on her with a "Yellowstone" stunt woman

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has broken the story that Kevin Costner's money-grabbing wife, Christine "Money Hungry" Baumgartner, is claiming that she filed for divorce after she learned that Kev was involved in an affair with a stunningly go…

Read full story
Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song

Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song

Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Kardashian goes commando

Kim Kardashian goes commando

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…

Read full story
Funny story: A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…

Read full story
Funny story: Fans and critics agree that the Jennifer Lopez-Pitbull concert tour is HOT! HOT! HOT!

Fans and critics agree that the Jennifer Lopez-Pitbull concert tour is HOT! HOT! HOT!

Critics and fans alike can't deny the sizzling chemistry between J.Lo and Pitbull, making their concert tour the hottest ticket in town—literally! These two scorching-hot performers are setting stages ablaze, and not just with their music. As they…

Read full story
Funny story: The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…

Read full story
Funny story: A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…

Read full story
Funny story: The rumor mills are working overtime with an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull

The rumor mills are working overtime with an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull

Left Coast Mirror Magazine reports that the Latin singing duo of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull are flat out denying that they are involved in a passionate affair. The two put on what is considered one of the most passion-filled concert performances o…

Read full story
Funny story: The Michael Jordan Bull Brand condoms are the nation's number one seller

The Michael Jordan Bull Brand condoms are the nation's number one seller

Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms. The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation. The "Bully's" as they ha…

Read full story
Funny story: King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist

King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist

Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more