There is much sadness at the headquarters of Anehuser-Busch, as their flagship beer Bud Light has seen sales dwindle down to unimaginable numbers. A spokesperson for the beer, Dex P. Vancrow said that his company has apologized 29 times already si…
One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…
Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back. Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To…
The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…
The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has broken the story that Kevin Costner's money-grabbing wife, Christine "Money Hungry" Baumgartner, is claiming that she filed for divorce after she learned that Kev was involved in an affair with a stunningly go…
The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…
Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…
The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…
The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…
Critics and fans alike can't deny the sizzling chemistry between J.Lo and Pitbull, making their concert tour the hottest ticket in town—literally! These two scorching-hot performers are setting stages ablaze, and not just with their music. As they…
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
Left Coast Mirror Magazine reports that the Latin singing duo of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull are flat out denying that they are involved in a passionate affair. The two put on what is considered one of the most passion-filled concert performances o…
Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms. The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation. The "Bully's" as they ha…
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
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