AT&T, one of Tiger Woods' previous megala dollar sponsors before the Tiger was being exposed as an all time two timing hound dog and porn industry reverse fluffer, is rumored to have approached Rory Mcilroy about stepping into the #1 role model p...
The Denmark Attack League is reporting that Kurt Westergard, the famous cartoonist who portrayed the Profit Muhammed for what all religious deities are........was almost cut up and turned into evening Bar-B-Q material by a Muslim revenger. Jacob...
Bureau of Land Management Officials announced an interesting plan to make profit out of approximately 2,500 wild Mustang Horses roving the free hills of Nevada. Bart Cutlery, speaking for BLM, stated that the horses are "prime cut" for UK consume...
The latest Richard Reid Wannabe via Yemen may have brought a dud of a diaper device on board the plane he was trying to light up for X-Mas fun, but the results 28,000,000 people in Yemen will see from his kitchen moth ball cooking escapade will not b...
NASA and Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientists have concluded a 50 year study and now say that a moon hole just might be suitable for colonization by humanoids. President O'Bama has been reviewing the report and his aides say he has some ideas on...
Washington Intellectual Wizards players Gilbert "Home Boy" Arenas and Javaris "Mo Fo" Crittenton had each other pinned down in the team's locker room at half time with a withering array of gang banger style 9mm and 45acp shots. Ricocheting bullets a...
It is now being reported that Prez O'bama, under water boarding pressure from Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, is switching stories on the recent "underwear bomber" case. In a marked shift from all previous positions taken by the President, O'bam...
President O'Bama lashed out at US Security Agencies today, saying "systemic failures" at the agencies led to the widely publicized "underwear" bomber and Iguana Trumpeter terrorist incidents. Investigators authorized by O'Bama directly after the...
Prez O'Bama stated today that the current raft of Federal Agencies are clearly inadequate to the task of preventing terrorism. The statement came on the heels of several airline terrorism attempts by individuals who should not even have been allowed...
US Department of War Secretary and Chief Propaganda Minister Robert Gates proposed the establishment of a new "Superfund" for nation building. Gates stated that even though his host nation, the United States, was broke and direly in need of being re...
The sports desk is reporting that the BIG dollar boxing match between Manny "Hit Ya' Both Ways" Pacquiao and Floyd "I Shower Alone" Mayweather has been put on hold due to claims of Rump Rangering by Pacquiao. Apparently Pacquiao's former sparring pa...
Gut busting caddies are now reporting that the golf gambling basketball idol Michael Jordan just lost a whopper of a golf bet to Charles "Trim & Fit" Barkley. Apparently the $20 Nassau bet was doubled and redoubled by Jordan every time he whiffed...
It was announced today that international beard whacker Gillete is cutting Tiger Woods from its propaganda campaigns and US based television advertisements. This, according to a spokeswoman for the razor company. Purportedly, this is to accommodate T...
The long awaited Airbus MegalA 400 M Transport Plane failed to lift off in its debut today in Seville. The Paul Bunyan sized monstrosity was designed to carry 800 tanks, 600 Jeeps and 5000 troops to any airport worldwide. With all engines roaring...
Earlier today, a raspy looking Sanchez-Vicario was found by a Spanish court to have evaded paying $ 5.1 Million dollars in taxes to Spain, dating back to her glory years in the late 80's and early 90's. The one time number 2 player on the WTA tenn...
In an attempt to bring truthiness to the public and rebuild his reputation, reports have Tiger Woods appearing on the Jerry Springer Show with all of his back alley sex dingos. It is expected that Tiger Tigress Rachel Uchitel will be brought on to a...
Recent statements made to Playgirl Magazine regarding photos of Tiger Woods in the buff have been determined a hoax after measurement by measuring experts at a local machine shop. The pics, showing a John Holmes sized whammer, were compared to the...
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