BLM Managers Plan to Round UP 2,500 Mustangs To Supply UK Horse Meat Demand

Funny story written by Richard DagNabbit

Saturday, 2 January 2010

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You Want To Eat Me for Lunch? Bring it On!

Bureau of Land Management Officials announced an interesting plan to make profit out of approximately 2,500 wild Mustang Horses roving the free hills of Nevada.

Bart Cutlery, speaking for BLM, stated that the horses are "prime cut" for UK consumer demand for horse meat, a staple for the Brits since Germans were caught exporting rat meat disguised as sausages to the island nation, and Australia was exposed sending the UK kangaroo meat in hamburgers labeled "100 % Beef". The Roo Burgers were considered particularly distasteful to the Brits, and thus the return to Horse Meat which is rarely disguised at all.

Camila Parker Bowles, a one time royalty wannabe misfit in dire need of plastic surgery, has indicated she has first dibs on the biggest drumstick by weight after slaughter.

A bankrupt U.S. has been pounding sand trying to figure out just what they can produce for export, as no one around the world wants anything they currently produce other than bombs, hand grenades and land mines. Thus said Bart, "we may have something here after all".


Reporting from the Land of Lost Wages,


Dagnabbit Rabitt

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