The latest Richard Reid Wannabe via Yemen may have brought a dud of a diaper device on board the plane he was trying to light up for X-Mas fun, but the results 28,000,000 people in Yemen will see from his kitchen moth ball cooking escapade will not be just a big fart gone wrong if Clinton & Gates have their way.
O'Bama, having raised the "I give" flag after being taken down and held in a hammer lock by the Tag Teams of Clinton & Gates and Dick & Rummy, is now aware that Clinton advocates a "limited" nuclear fart strike on the nation of Yemen as collective punishment of the innocent, while Gates is insisting on expanding Guantanamo to encompass all of Cuba so all 28,000,000 Yemenis can be rounded up and placed in a special version of "Disney's Wonderful Water Boarding World". Rumsfeld has indicated he would like to personally conduct the water boarding on all 28,000,000 instead of just barking the orders for it this time around.
The only arguments that remain are on $$$ and casualty issues. The Clinton collective punishment plan could leave another 10 - 20 million people in a variety of countries full fart radiated and set for certain death from radiating fart fumes, methane gas poisoning and Agent Orange Glow poisoning, according to a very pale looking Billy Mays. The Gates plan on the other hand, would have every Girl Scout, Jr. ROTC wannabe and Boy Scout reporting for duty to invade Yemen from all sides, rounding up, shackling and "special renditioning" the population to Guantanamo for placement in the Disney prison complex.
The Clinton plan would require her body bag manufacturing plant to increase production 1000 fold for the next three years, while the Gates plan would cost some $ 80 to 100 Trillion Dollars. Thus, the concern from Congress, which is broke. Dick & Don chided in that they prefer to "save tax payer dollars" and just "start dropping the big ones", a position applauded by most Republicans. Democrats canvassed for their opinions were seen throwing tomatoes at each other while simultaneously fending off Joseph Lieberman and could not comment.
Gates stated the Clinton route "gives up way too much fun" as there could be 24/7 water-boarding of "every single one of these flea flickin' Yemeni Yahoos" and we could outfit our "up and coming boy scouts" with "smart looking brown shirts" to let the world know we have ready and willing young people to do the same to them; if they don't get in line and submit to Bank Usury and Insurance Follies.
The Clinton plan has other flaws as well, said Gates. "There are always survivors when you bomb, and they could end up reproducing. In my plan reproducing would not be allowed at the Disney Camp, and thus it is a final solution."
O'Bama was last seen whistling Dixie while polishing his Nobel Peace Prize with his now soiled Commander in Chief uniform.
From the Twilight Zone,
Dabnabbit Rabitt Reporting
