Gut busting caddies are now reporting that the golf gambling basketball idol Michael Jordan just lost a whopper of a golf bet to Charles "Trim & Fit" Barkley. Apparently the $20 Nassau bet was doubled and redoubled by Jordan every time he whiffed or slam dunked one into the water, while Barkley was knockin' 'em in the hole off trees, golf carts and spectators.
The game ended with Jordan writing Barkely an IOU for $ 10,000,000.00 and promptly calling his Attorneys. Barkley, heading for Las Vegas after receiving some "hot tips" from Tiger Woods, was seen smiling as he headed for his Fat White Walled 69 Sedan DeVille in the parking lot.
Jordan, after a few minutes stated to the lone press agent at the course, that "he was suing two grocery stores for for 10,000,000.00" for using his name without his express permission.
After a reporter inquired as to whether his Attorneys would get the customary 40% of the take, Jordan then revised his claim to $ 20,000,000.00 while muttering something about "gotsta make sum mony sumhow off dat turkey tub 'o lard".
The pro shop manager indicated the two golfers went through 14 dozen golf balls, 360 tees, broke 7 clubs and rolled two golf carts into lakes in completing their round of golf.
What a classy pair of Guys, What a Game. Golf will never be the same.
Reporting for BNN NEWS,
Dagnabbit Rabbit
