The BBC have today announced the launch of what they are calling "a landmark new series". NAZARENE, written and run by Mark Gatiss, will be a contemporary reimagining of the story of Jesus Christ, and in a move certain to shock the Christian relig...
I am so sick of pretending...so get real. GAS is good. If you can't fart around the ones you love, they can't be trusted and must be killed. I am constantly being surrounded by women that would have me believe that they never blow it out. Really? Give me a god damn break...these same women let strangers wax their crotch, but would never think to let one go in say...a crowded elevator or someth...
(special guest editor: Pac-Man) Hello, everyone! My name is Pac-Man! I am a video game character created by Namco. It's about this time that one of your fellow Male Players, Loony Liberal, has a problem. Several million players have decided that brains are optional. This is causing problems, because you use us to make people happy. That would be difficult to do if you decide to drink toilet...
Newly-confirmed US Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh, is to meet with friends 'for a few drinks' on Friday evening, and women have been warned to keep their distance. Judge Kavanaugh, who was cleared by a select committee of any sexual wrongdoi...
Football fans were stunned and amazed while watching coverage of England vs. Colombia when commentator Simon Brotherton deliberately used the word "unprecedented". The BBC switchboard and Twitter account were overwhelmed by the response, including d...
A woman trading in Battambang market stank of fish, it has been reported. The woman, aged around 60, was working in the 'indoor' part of the market which is covered by a corrugated metal roof which acts as insulation, and the temperature in that p...
A leading feminist organization and the National Gun Association announced this morning that they were introducing a female genitalia apparatus to be sold with all assault rifles. The product will be sold with and compliment the new male Bump Shot in...
Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...
Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham. In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6...
After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
Spy News: It has come to the attention of the DR Congo that a crazy woman was enlisted with the British SOE in 1990 whilst working as a lingerie model and craving long black sausage. The SOE was never dissolved according to M16 officials. She...
Since the dawn of time, women have needed an excuse to be emotional, hysterical, moody, aggressive and crazy, normally all at the same time. Nowadays this behaviour is deemed acceptable, to the point that it cannot even be mentioned in spoken word or...
NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...
ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...
Washington DC - Republicans are distancing themselves once again from their own nominee for President Donald Trump, this time over comments Trump made in 2005 that were caught on tape. On the tape, Trump is heard talking about how his "fame" lets hi...
A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
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