Written by humanoid

Thursday, 4 May 2017

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Crazy woman being followed by the M16.

Spy News: It has come to the attention of the DR Congo that a crazy woman was enlisted with the British SOE in 1990 whilst working as a lingerie model and craving long black sausage.

The SOE was never dissolved according to M16 officials.

She worked in coordination with the M16 agency, controlled by the Queen. Her official job was working as a radio transmission operator sending coded messages concerning DR Congo military operations over the airwaves in London.

She was later commissioned as a singer by the M16 to send foreign alias, in France and Germany, DR Congo's most sensitive secrets through coded messages hidden inside music and dance moves. Madonna's team conducted espionage, sabotage and reconnaissance.

Her most famous transmission was a song written for her by a spy hiding in Britain. The song was titled 'Secret.'

French intelligence intercepted and translated the messages:

Until you shared your secret with me
(Russian translation- sending message to alias)

Something's comin' over, mmm mmm
(Russian translation- ) A DR Congo diplomat is traveling for sex)

Something's comin' over me
(Russian translation- She fell in love with Denis Sassou Nguesso)

My baby's got a secret
(Russian translation- Denis Sassou Nguesso is in love with Madonna)

"She was well on her way to penetrating foreign policy circles in Britain as a seductive femme fatale. She had befriended a friend of a sitting Cabinet official," M16 Counter Intelligence Assistant said.

"She wanted to get her hands on the most sensitive data she could get her hands on including my secret affairs, but we took this thing down before classified information changed hands." said the Queen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Women, Spy




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