Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Funny story written by Chrissy Benson

Monday, 16 April 2018

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The decision to put herself out there didn't come easily to Catherine, but she feels confident in her choice.

Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there.

“I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm now willing to share my highest self with others.”

Catherine's friends, Molly Tatum and Kelly Barnes, were wholly supportive of her decision.

“It's not easy to step out of isolation,” remarked Molly. “As I know all too well.”

Kelly agreed. “Obviously, it probably won't work out. But I really admire Catherine for her courage. I only hope that someday I'll have the chutzpah to put myself out there, too.”

Catherine says that already, she feels a new lightness after having expressed to the universe her intention to put herself out there. “No matter what happens, I can tell I'm on the right track. I feel it. It's time.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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