Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham.
In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6 other lady's to take home the top honor of being dubbed "The Ugliest in the World" at the Beauty Fair in London, England on Friday.
Not every lady would like this as a bio, but the trophy-winning champ's short description by a beauty contestant judge amused the crowd: "She's 225 pounds of drooling, gassy, loud, perverted weirdo."
She was rescued by an orphanage after being abandoned as a child yet she managed to keep her mental faculty. After winning, Bonham was awarded $1,500, a flashy trophy and a trip to New York for press appearances.
But all of that doesn't matter, what she wants most in the world is a virile husband.