A leading feminist organization and the National Gun Association announced this morning that they were introducing a female genitalia apparatus to be sold with all assault rifles. The product will be sold with and compliment the new male Bump Shot introduced last month.
A spokesperson for the Nutcracker Sweets, the militant feminist group formed last year stated that, "the NGA and the Nutcrackers were a natural combination of like minds and the desire to "Keep America Great in both mind, body and shots heard around the world!"
The GSA spokesman stated, "We are proud to be part of this new movement that will Keep America Great," he paused, "from the bottom up! For a limited time only and with the sale of each assault weapon, the Vageegee Sqeegee and the male Bump Shot, we will include a special edition of the VS with a high speed fixture called the...Weenie Whacker! In addition all sales will include His and Her sets of ear plugs!"