Tijuna, Mexico/ Rolling Stone, International Edition - Buried under a snowfall of an unprecedented storm of incoming cocaine shipments, Mexico's President Felipe De Jesus Calderon finally called it a day and resigned, leaving the country in the hands...
Port of Los Angeles/ Shipping News - In a gesture of solidarity, recently acclaimed President for Life, Venezuela's Hugo Chavez cemented his relationship with new US President Barack Hussein Obama, by delivering a boatload of fresh bananas for the Pr...
Crackass, Monday - Hugo Chávez Frías, the mad Venezuelan dictator, announced that he and Raul Castrol agreed at their recent Caribbean Summit to build a road from Venezuela to Havana in Cuba. Venezuelan contractors are currently bidding for the Ca...
Caracas, Venezuela Office of the President January 10, 2009 TO: Barack Hussein Obama II President United States of America Chicago, Illinois Hola me Amigo Barrio! Forgive my informal address, but I feel we are brothers, even though I have never been friendly with a "darkman" before. But I feel our roots are from the same type of fertile backround, me from the slums of Caracas, you fig...
Bangkok,Thailand/ Reuters - Talk show host Larry King boosted his sagging ratings with a shocking TV confession by Aruba sociopath Joran van der Sloot that he was responsible for the disappearance of Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran! The dogged Van S...
Chicago,Il / AP - The streets of Chicago were ablaze with the midnight bonfires of aging tenements while jubilant Obama supporters ran wild sacrificing K-9 dogs and the horses of this urban city's law enforcement agency for a "Zulu Cookout." Sp...
Washington DC/Caracas Vz The Daily Worker - A jubilant Hugo Chavez, Narco-Dictator of the oil rich banana republic of Venezuela, announced today he would attending the inauguration of his Comrade in Arms, Barack Hussein Obama II. "We are brother...
Bogota,Columbia/ Rolling Stone - A pair of Former CIA operatives have proposed startling new programs to destabilize the Narco Dictatorship of Venezuelan's President Hugo Chavez. But Chavez, the UN, The Teamsters Union, and the Obama Economic Advis...
Hollywood/Rolling Stone Magazine - Deemed "Beyond Belief", the continued support of Narco Terrorist President Hugo Chavez by Hollywood Elitists confounds "rational thinking", according to a recent poll taken in Middle America. Recently released an...
Caracas,Vn/ Rolling Stone Magazine - Venezuela's Socialist President, Hugo Chavez cleared the way for his new economic Drug Trading Pact with Russia by expelling the US Ambassador, and terminating cooperation with US DEA agents. The action follows su...
Venezualan potentate, Hugo Chavez, has unleashed the full might of the Venezualan army -some 11 tanks, 84 soldiers and 47 battle-hardened Chihuahuas- in a "revenge" attack against Disneyland.
Cucarrachas, Venezuela (IPP) - World leaders attending a United Nation Security Council meeting announced over the UN's PA system that Chairman Mao Tse-tung and Venezuela President Hugo Chavez had never been seen in the same room at the same ti...
Caracas, Venezuela - (Crackpot Mess): In a departure from his customary rant about Global Piss Process leaders Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has spoken to GQ Magazine's roving editor Naomi Campbell today about some of the world's...
After the spat and food fight so comically and repleatly covered by the Queen (Mudder) in Santiago, Latin American leaders, Hugo Chavez and Spain's puppet monarch, King Juan Carlos were being sent by an unknown board of Latin American nationals c...
Santiago, Chile - (Ibero-American Mess): Spain's puppet monarch King Juan Carlos The Jackal threw a major wobbly today at the Ibero-American summit in Chile and ordered Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez to "shut the f##k up" before calling...
There were tense moments in a recent meeting between Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez and Hollywood megastar actor Sean Penn over the dinner the two had at Chavez's home.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez prepared his nation for war against the United States today during a speech in Caracas. He warned his countrymen that people might die, but that destroying the enemy to the north must be their objective.
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