Hollywood A-List for Chavez Aptly Named!

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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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A-List Celebrities Continue Head In Sand View of World Politics!

Hollywood/Rolling Stone Magazine - Deemed "Beyond Belief", the continued support of Narco Terrorist President Hugo Chavez by Hollywood Elitists confounds "rational thinking", according to a recent poll taken in Middle America.

Recently released and declassified reports from the DEA and Human Rights Groups confirm that the Venezuelan dictator is up to his nose in illegal drug trans shipments, continues to prosecute, persecute and imprison those who report on corruption, and refused to acknowledge the results of a recent election where he lost!

Self styled MEDIA icons such as Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Oliver Stone, Naomi Campbell, Kevin Spacey, Cindy Sheehan, and Princeton University Professor Cornell West, and even the well respected Harry Belefonte have all gone in the tank for Hugo.

DEA wags have now named the Unregistered Lobbyists members of Hollywoods A... HOLE LIST indicating they shouldn't be allowed at anyone's Dinner Table soon!

An opponent of Free Speech, the Dictator recently expelled the US Ambassador and The Spoof News Bureau head from the nation's capitol.

"This isn't about TRUTH" yelled the dictator, "F**** the Truth! Truth is what I say it is, and right now I AM THE TRUTH!"

Stone, Glover, Penn and Belefonte said work continues on the sympathetic movies, documentaries and biographies funded by their benevolent Patron of The Arts.

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