Full figured women share a common complaint when it comes to the support of larger than average breasts, but a new patented bra design will provide much needed back support and pain relief along with enhanced cup support for women from DD to H in siz...
Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing...
Hampshire Police today issued an all points bulletin warning the county's populace to be alert to sudden outbreaks of thimble smuggling. Chief Constable Artemis Aureole warned Hampshire residents that not everybody was hiding from that great celes...
Most women are shocked to discover that they are wearing the wrong size bra-cup. A new study has revealed that a number of average sized women with above average bust lines is increasing. As a result the most common bra cup size has been increasi...
A University fraternity in California has offered women a chance to burn their bras at a 60's memorial party. Bra burning was a popular event in the 1960's as part of the feminist movement and was seen to be liberating from male domination. The L...
Hollywood, California - A top lingerie company has come out with a new product this fall, and while all their products have appeal to men, this one has appeal for men. At three million dollars, it is believed to be the first time that they've sold...
Mogadishu, Somalia - Bargis Tryhol, world famous international rake, connoisseur of women breasts, and known as 'The Nookie Expert from Newark', announced he was taking a government position with the very irregular Somalian de facto government in a...
Brassiere vendors across the globe have renounced a recently instituted practice of charging women buying bras by the weight of their bosoms. During the short duration of the weighing of the boobies, lingerie companies have been raking in the pro...
Marks and Spencer announced today that they have withdrawn the £2 surcharge they had applied to larger bra sizes. Although this gave rise to a new round of boob, bust and chest joke headlines in the British press, there was great concern that the st...
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain does not hide the fact that she cannot stand GOP self-professed princess Ann Coulter. Meghan who lists her occupation as "American Blogger" recently said that Coulter is offe...
In what sounds like a slam-dunk, sure-fire thing, an idea by Britney Spears and a top lingerie company are hammering out a multimillion dollar deal for her to endorse a new line of sexy, lacy bras for plugged-in babes. The new bras will be featu...
The Lingerie Bowl, which is a pay per view event that competes with the Super Bowl, is also celebrating number 43 this year. In this competition, women dress up in lingerie (one side in white, the other in black) and compete in a game of tackle footb...
16. Thanks to you, scarecrows nationwide will now get in touch with their feminine side. 15. At Halloween: "Here's a piece of candy for you, and a little something for your Mom." 14. You and 999 of your cross-dressing friends smuggle 2,000 cantaloupes out of the Piggly Wiggly. 13. Make 2000 lacy yarmulkes with safety chinstraps. 12. 1) Dump them in a pil...
Responding to complaints that M&S charge higher prices for large bra sizes, the company is now seeking a breast size assessor in an attempt to harmonise sales of this vital piece of ladies' lingerie.
Jet Propulsion Lavatory (Pasadena, Calif.) - Late 5 hours from the announced schedule, reporters grasped their breath as Houston unveiled himself into the podium wearing the long time controversial lunar bra.
Beijing, China - In order to comply with the highly censored and strict Chinese government run TV standards, the U.S. women's Olympic soccer team had to sign an agreement that they would not remove their shirts on the field or anytime during a so...
A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.
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