Marisa Miller for sale

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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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No, your Marisa will be even better, and so will the bra

Hollywood, California - A top lingerie company has come out with a new product this fall, and while all their products have appeal to men, this one has appeal for men.

At three million dollars, it is believed to be the first time that they've sold a bra model. As incentive, they are also throwing in at no extra cost, a diamond studded bra.

Said Marisa Miller, "I am very happy to be up for sale to a good home. And for three million dollars, any home I'm in will be very good. With or without the diamond bra on."

The product will not be sold through the catalogue, but rather on TV shopping channels. Bidding is to start at $3 million, but industry experts are confident that it'll be more.

"Marisa is a proven performer, and that will count.", said one expert. "Heck, I may be selling my winter house and placing a bid myself."

In related news, Rosie O'Donnel is also to be on sale. She will be thrown in at no extra cost to the first customer who buys a 10k gold plated ring with a ruby red stone and two genuine ceezees.

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