PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain does not hide the fact that she cannot stand GOP self-professed princess Ann Coulter.
Meghan who lists her occupation as "American Blogger" recently said that Coulter is offensive, insulting, and confusing.
She paused for a moment, reached in her purse, and she took out a mini-thesaurus. After a few moments she remarked, that Ann Coulter is also repugnant, insolent, and bewildering.
Meghan smiled and said, "And if I may be truthful and honest, and being that I am a McCain, and my father spent five and a half years in a POW camp, it pretty much goes without saying that I am being truthful and honest.
I have to say without any hint of hesitation, reservation, or perspiration that it is a damnful damn shame that this 47-year-old Coulter woman spends so much time running off at her unbotoxed mouth like she friggin' knows it all.
And she has got to be the only middle-aged woman in America who still wears a training bra."
Cindy and John's daughter says that her goal is to single handedly lead the great GOP back to where it should be.
When asked to explain Meghan replied that she wanted the Republican Party to return to being the party of the filthy rich, the religiously intolerant, the politically incorrect, the filthy rich, the pompously pompous, the arrogantly arrogant, the filthy rich, and the sarcastically sarcastic."
When Miss McCain was told that some of those beliefs and traits weren't exactly favorable characteristics. The bubbly blonde put down her Diet Sunkist Orange Soda, looked up at the ceiling lights, sighed and remarked that she was just making a general overall statement and that she did not mean for it to be taken word for word in it's literal sense.
When Coulter was told of Meghan's remarks she said that it did not surprise her as that was a typically typical remark coming out of the silver-spooned Gucci mouth of an offspring of two Republicans, one of which owns the largest beer distributorship in America, seven homes, tons and tons of clothes, jewelry, and shoes and the other who is the proud owner of one of America's worst comb-overs.
In other news. Someone reportedly saw Donald Rumsfeld sitting at a Dairy Queen in Peoria, Illinois, arguing with his Beltbuster (burger).