Women shocked to discover that most common bra-cup size is DD not B

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Monday, 12 April 2010

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Most women are shocked to discover that they are wearing the wrong size bra-cup.

A new study has revealed that a number of average sized women with above average bust lines is increasing. As a result the most common bra cup size has been increasing from a B to a DD in the past 50 years.

Health experts have blamed a wide range of environmental and hormonal factors for this increase but the real experts - the lingerie specialists said women have finally come to realize that they have been wearing the wrong bra size for years.

Bra fitter Barbra "Boobs" Mammarian made this startling announcement: "Nowadays girls are very skinny cos they like don't eat but - OMG - they have such big boobs".

Of course there is no proof that this is all Nature's work given that the majority of boobs nowadays are plastic.

Well-known bra-maker Heinz Von Titzenhalter said: "When you add 10 pounds of silicone to your skinny chest you need to do some re-jigging of your bra-cup size. It has to be udderly uplifting. We have created a simple flow chart which shows the increase in cup size based on the weight of the implant. They're no more pebble slingshots - bras are now over shoulder boulder holders"

Women are now flocking to special Bra-cup fitters to find just the right cup size.

Guys at a local sports bar watching the Stanley Cup play-offs said they were all in favor of cups flowing over but had no problems with bigger cups.

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