The Christians in Name Only’s convention was held in Orlando, right next door to Disney World. The speaker addressed the room wearing his $800 silk suit. Trump has been our Savior. He got rid of Abortion, as he promised. And if elected in 20…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…
Washington DC - A poll of younger voters say that Biden's new catch phrase, 'Hey, Get Off My Lawn!' isn't really doing much for them. "Look, we understand," explained Riley Zipher, a 20 year old that was in DC on a family trip, and overheard Biden…
The GOP is going all out to raise money for the Presidential race of 2024 - fairly sure Trump with his billions won't be financing anything - as he won't be the candidate. Clarence Thomas came up with the 'GOP Honeys of 2024', as a money-making…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Trump's goofy son Eric, told CNN's Anderson Cooper that his daddy is one of the sharpest businessmen since pirate Jean Lafitte, who plied his trade (pillaging, robbing, and raping) in the hot-as-hell waters of the…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has just shocked the hell out of a lot of people; including former boyfriends Matt Gatez, Jim Jordan, Rudy Giuliani, and Donald Trump. The vulgar, potty-mouthed MTG, told a reporter with The Ipso…
Donald Trump has recently stated that if he gets voted as president again in 2024, he’ll move the entire White House down to Florida and set it up next to Mar-A-Lago. And he promises to never give it back for the next president! Instead, he v…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - A QuinniPinni Poll reveals that President Barack Obama's approval rating nationwide is 97% among Democrats and 71% among Republicans. Senators from every state in the nation have urged Obama to run in 2024, because he wil…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that one of the most hated politicians in the entire USA has just stated that she is throwing her bra into the 2024 presidential race. As OGNA writer Ashburn Was…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The man who once said he would be president in 2024 has now changed his tune, as they say in the music world. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, recently told GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha Tula Wishywater, that his doc…
Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…
PALM BEACH, Florida - ( Satire New) – Word coming out of the spider-infested Mar-a-Lago mansion is that Donald John Trump is thrilled to announce that his vice-presidential running mate will be none other than his hot, sexy, lusciously delicious daug…
It's a toss-up. On the one hand, the rumor is that people are buying tickets to Donald Trump’s 2024 inauguration. And on the other hand, people are buying tickets to be in court to watch his jail sentencing sometime between this year and 2024. The…
Former President Donald Trump unexpectedly expressed his support for the beleaguered New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, and urged his followers to do likewise. In a long, disjointed rant, Trump made the following observations: “He [Cuomo] didn’t do…
NEW YORK--Ronald Chump, the alter ego of media-hog Donald Trump, today announced his candidacy for president, saying that he was running for president because all of the other candidates were "low energy" and "losers" and incapable of "making Americ…
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In what Dr. Amir Sudhardi, the colorectal surgeon who performed the operation, is calling one of the world's first crucilectomies, the GOP today had a huge crucifix removed from its rectum. The cross, which had been hobbling the Re…
WASHINGTON, D.C.-With Joe Biden winning the women's vote nearly 57% to 42% over his challenger Donald Trump, Republicans are poised, in 2024, to woo back the women's vote. Their secret plan: To hand out free rape kits to women leading up to and at th…
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