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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has recently had more ups and downs than an amusement park roller coaster. She has survived the harsh breakup of the love of her life Samantha Ronson. She has accepted the fact that no movie studio wants her to star...

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Funny story: Lohan Donates Private Drug Stash to Doctors Without Borders, Doubling Merck Contributions

Lohan Donates Private Drug Stash to Doctors Without Borders, Doubling Merck Contributions

Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. It has suffered from a history of political violence that reaches back to the 1950s when "Papa Doc" and "Baby Doc" Duvalier purged the military, installed rural militias and subjugated Haitians...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Shocks Oprah Winfrey With Her New Curly Locks Hairdo

Sarah Palin Shocks Oprah Winfrey With Her New Curly Locks Hairdo

CHICAGO - Ex-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin shocked America's number one talk show host Oprah Winfrey with her new gobs and gobs of curls look. Palin was in her Wasilla, Alaska, home and was appearing via a remote telecast. Winfrey asked Palin,...

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Funny story: Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Tiger Reportedly Checks into Arizona Sex Addiction Clinic Closely Followed by Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and "some Irish Woman'

Reports are surfacing that reclusive Swinger Tiger Woods has actually been sighted in a small Arizona town that houses a little known, but highly used compulsive disorder' clinic for Follywood Elite. The town, population 6500, can not be named for...

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Funny story: Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Edition has signed two noted actresses to appear in their upcoming season. Movie actress Lindsay Lohan and television actress Calista Flockhart will appear on episodes to begin televising in March. These actresses hav...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan is apparently headed back to rehab instead of jail according to the latest rumor circulating on the internet. On the other hand, the same rumor is going out about Paris Hilton. The story goes that one of her (whichever, both are...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Joe McElderry Admits He's Dating Lindsay Lohan

X-Factor's Joe McElderry Admits He's Dating Lindsay Lohan

GUSTAVIA, St. Barts - X-Factor winner Joe McElderry has admitted that the rumors are true. He is in fact dating the infamous LiLo, Lindsay Lohan. Joe was seen at The Wet Willie Swimsuit Shop in Gustavia walking hand in hand with LiLo as she shoppe...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il marries Lindsay Lohan in absentee ceremony

Kim Jong Il marries Lindsay Lohan in absentee ceremony

Third-world dictatorships routinely condemn criminals in trials where the defendant is absent, but Kim Jong Il, the midget tyrant ruler of North Korea, has established a new international precedent. Abel Rodriguez, Senior Reporter of The Spoof, ea...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be North Korea's First Lady

Kim Jong Il Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be North Korea's First Lady

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has made it known to members of his cabinet that his New Year's resolution will be to make the American actress Lindsay Lohan his bride, and the First Lady of North Korea. In North Ko...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Restraining Order For Stalker

Lindsay Lohan Gets Restraining Order For Stalker

"He's nuts, that the best description I can give you", Lindsay Lohan allegedly told the police officer on duty in Los Angeles last week and has since taken out a restraining order on one James Robert Stuart. Who is James Robert Stuart? He's an ou...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio - "LinLeo" The New Partying Duo

Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio - "LinLeo" The New Partying Duo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well, well, well, it looks like the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally found the right gender. LiLo attended a party at the mansion of a well-known San Francisco Giants player who asked that his name or uniform number no...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Twitters Jessica Alba's Husband About Her Tw*t

Lindsay Lohan Twitters Jessica Alba's Husband About Her Tw*t

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The much misunderstood, misguided, and flaky as hell Lindsay Lohan reportedly sent a Twitter photo of her (blank) to Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband. Lohan denied it saying that Cashy is married and she would never mess aroun...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Maria Sanchez Diego

Lindsay Lohan and Maria Sanchez Diego

Lindsay Lohan helped a Mexican woman named Maria Sanchez Diego to become a man. Lohan was moved by this woman's story when she found out that they were trying to transfer Maria to a women's prison in Mexico for kidnapping a seven year old boy and...

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Funny story: Ellen Degeneres Does Breast Exams On Paris, Lilo On The Air

Ellen Degeneres Does Breast Exams On Paris, Lilo On The Air

Dispite the latest controversy over whether a woman should have an annual breast exam or Mammogram, Ellen Degeneres got all hot and bothered about the news, apparently, deciding to perform her own version while on the air with Paris Hilton and Lindsa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan taken to hospital by Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan taken to hospital by Samantha Ronson

Lidsay Lohan was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital by her ex-lover Samantha Ronson because of gerbilling. When in the emergency room Lohan was too embarrassed to provide an accurate history but provided the examining doctor with a clue: "There might...

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Funny story: UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

A formerly obscure, but wildly popular UK woman in her village of Dudley for her propensity to have over 300 orgasms a day, was taken off the dole and offered a prestigious job in the US as a Humidor for former President Bill Clinton's priceless ciga...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Seen with Big Bird after Anniversary Gala

Lindsay Lohan Seen with Big Bird after Anniversary Gala

Riding high after a week's worth of celebrations for Sesame Street's 40th anniversary, Big Bird has been spotted out on the town with Lindsay Lohan in several exclusive clubs following the Sesame Street 40th anniversary gala. Lohan, known to have...

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