Lindsay Lohan and Maria Sanchez Diego

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Saturday, 28 November 2009


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Maria Sanchez Diego in the prison courtyard

Lindsay Lohan helped a Mexican woman named Maria Sanchez Diego to become a man.

Lohan was moved by this woman's story when she found out that they were trying to transfer Maria to a women's prison in Mexico for kidnapping a seven year old boy and trying to hide with him in a forest cottage in the southern part of Mexico.

Maria said to Lohan in a telephone conversation, "I am a man and they want to transfer me to a women's prison when I should be in a men's prison with other men."

In an interview with me, Maria said she wanted to be a man since she was eighteen years old. When she was eighteen she fell in love with a boy named Hector Ortiz but was attacked by Hector's girlfriend with an axe, when she caught them talking together. Ever since that day, she has been scared to be around men who have sisters, mothers, girlfriends, and wives.

Lohan made a deal with the Mexican government to transfer Maria to Thailand so she can have her surgery to become a man at which time she would be transferred to a men's prison in Mexico.

After the surgery Maria changed her name to Gary Sanchez.

She was transferred to prison in Mexico where she was allowed to pick her own cell. She is now staying in a small cell with seven hairy, muscular men who say Gary is the best prison pal they ever had.

Physiologist Edmond Henderson said that females who change their sex from female to male are women that are lonely and can't find boyfriends and who then begin to hallucinate that their own bodies are part male. They typically harness a strap-on to their bodies and then use a dildo from behind to masturbate while they look at the prosthetic penis they are wearing. They feel a sense of completeness that would be naturally felt with a male partner cuddled close to them in bed.

In medical terminology, a trans man or FTM is a woman who was assigned female gender at birth, but who feels that this is not an accurate or complete description of themselves and consequently identifies as male.

"FTM" is short for "female-to-male", and identifies the general direction of transition.

Social transition for the female: name change to a male name, wearing male clothing seen as gender appropriate, disclosure to family, friends and usually disclosure at the workplace.

Sex reassignment therapy for the female: hormone replacement therapy (HRT), removal of breast tissue and/or surgery.

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