Dispite the latest controversy over whether a woman should have an annual breast exam or Mammogram, Ellen Degeneres got all hot and bothered about the news, apparently, deciding to perform her own version while on the air with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, as guests who had agreed to come on the show to talk about their families.
"That's really interesting about your dad, Lindsay, but let's get back to this mammogram controversy since it is so into the news today."
She then asked Lohan to stand up and she began showing how a person can check for lumps as she was illustrating on Lohan. This went on for some time as she did several one-liners about "clinics" and then she broke for a commercial break.
When the show came back on, Degeneres was in the middle of showing the very same breast exams on Paris Hilton who had a stunned look on her face and Lindsay Lohan was nowhere to be seen.
"I bet I know where, or who, Lindsay went running to", joked Degeneres, still with her hands all over Hilton until she was suddenly pushed away and the show went to another commercial.
Finally the show came back on with Degeneres sitting in a chair and saying goodbye, while fanning herself furiously.