Boris Johnson's New Year Resolutions · Have a good haircut · Think of some brand new catchphrases · Gosh · Phwoar · Crikey · Make friends · Stop taking David Cameron seriously · Stop the Congestion Charge · Get better at Wiff Waff · Make proper friends with Barack · Finish my collection of Colloquial poetry · Finish the Dove Cote · Finish War and Peace · Start a War over Badminton...
In a speech just before bedtime last night, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, told his wife that preparations for the London 2012 Olympics had been completed, and that, if necessary, the Games could go ahead as early as "next week". Johnson was speakin...
While councils all over the UK cry into their canteen soups (low-salt, healthy option variety) over the billions of pounds they have lost by investing in banks in Iceland and the UK, or in trying to help the thousands of relatives of the Nigerian Oil...
Tory Party Mayor of London, Boris Johnson was shocked that a photo of a shock of his hair caused his barber to be imprisoned in the London Tower. The shocking shock of hair according eye witnesses, was still on the mayor's head, blonde, bothered...
Tory London mayor Johnson has earned the nickname Bolshevik Boris for his advocacy for football staff wages and benefits. Johnson is demanding that in his Great London Society even the rude footballing staff should earn a wage to live on and save on.
London - Boris Johnson is starting to roll out how he plans to deliver the London Olympics under budget. "The first step will be the Olympic Village. We plan on avoiding cost over-runs due to a projected labour shortage by designing the Village u...
Bendy-buses are to be phased out for certain after Mayor for London, Boris Johnson, has been offended by the slogan "There's probably no God" which is the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard...
London Major Boris Johnson is launching his own dictionary. The famous Labrador/Human cross said: 'Gosh. Crikey, Phwoar, Gosh, well ever since my great great great great Uncle Samuel launched his own dictionary, I thought I better do the same.'...
New Mayor for London Boris Johnson (70) has been under heavy pressure recently to honour his promise to scrap the London congestion charge as written in his manifesto and one of the key reasons for his victory over Kenny (the Red) Livingstone. Fin...
Hot on the heels of a Thames Estuary airport to replace Heathrow, Boris Johnson, the affable Mayor of London, has suggested that a second London airport to replace Gatwick should be built off the coast in Merseyside. He said: "Having insulted the...
The elected "King of London", Lord Mayor Boris Johnson was today taken to one side by friend, foe and rival David Cameron. Cameron embarrassingly had the task of telling the porker that he smells, well, stinks actually! Cameron held a clutch of...
As Great Britain rejoices at securing its largest gold medal haul in a century, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - surrealist, Matt Lucas impersonator and part-time Mayor of London - has asked that the public call on "a bit of twaditional Bwitish s...
In a startling event at the Bird's nest in beijing during the closing ceremonies, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone ran onto the podium and spirited the Olympic flag away from the meaty paws of recently elected Boris Johnson! Livingstone did in...
At the closing ceremony of the 2008 Olympics, which were not only held in China, but were actually held this year AND at the end of the Olympics, Lord Coe, the former not-Lord Coe, flew the flag for Britain and London at the Olympic Flame ceremony.
The 2012 London Olympics will be typically English, and every bit as good as the Beijing Games. So says London Mayor Boris Johnson, who also promised that the Games would not run over the £100billion budget. Mayor Johnson said that London 2012 was...
London - Mayor Boris Johnson has come up with a novel solution to the shortage of public loos in downtown London for tourists and shoppers. The historic red telephone box designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott is to be redesigned as a loo under the KX10...
Lord Coe, chairman of the London Olympics has taken gold along with teammate Boris Johnson in the Lowering Expectations event. Through their tireless work at press conferences the world is now convinced that London 2012 will be dull, pedestrian an...
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