Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

image for Mayor Boris Johnson's Barber Held in Tower of London!
Bolshevik Boris Johnson's Barber's new address- see how I treat my employees!!

Tory Party Mayor of London, Boris Johnson was shocked that a photo of a shock of his hair caused his barber to be imprisoned in the London Tower.

The shocking shock of hair according eye witnesses, was still on the mayor's head, blonde, bothered and boisterous.

The mayor's barber, Joe Cutemas-Eyeseem defended his work by telling the press that Boris wants to look rumpled from head to toe: "His honor, the mayor, tells me and the tailor and all of his staff that unwrinkled is wrong and that rumpled is the new neat. He believes that dishevelled translates his detached intellectualism and other worldly perspicacity.

"Plus Boris hopes to identify with the wage slaves of the rude footballers' corporate conglomerate."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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