Boris Johnson's Dictionary

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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Boris Johnson, earlier today

London Major Boris Johnson is launching his own dictionary.

The famous Labrador/Human cross said: 'Gosh. Crikey, Phwoar, Gosh, well ever since my great great great great Uncle Samuel launched his own dictionary, I thought I better do the same.'

Dictionary writing is really become something of a family tradition for the Johnsons, and Boris thought it was high time he should pop one of his own out.

'It is not as if I am not already busy enough as it is though,' explained the floppy haired brainbox. 'I have a City to run, or that is what David Cameron says anyway. Have we got a definition for Smug yet? Better put one in before I forget.

'Now, where did I leave those plans for the 2012 Olympics? Gosh, Crikey, Phwoar, Gosh'

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