Written by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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God: "A straight and narrow man"

Bendy-buses are to be phased out for certain after Mayor for London, Boris Johnson, has been offended by the slogan "There's probably no God" which is the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard Dawkins.

The complete slogan reads: "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life." and will be carried on 30 buses for four weeks at a cost of £32,000.

However, an enraged Boris Johnson told In Seine News;

"I was thinking of getting rid of the Bendy Bus anyway and now it has really got to go and this is part of my cunning plan - I just hope they get vandalised by Christians and Muslims alike; at least they'll be united on one thing!"

He gave a wry smile, and added;

"I am absolutely, definitely, 100% certain that God does exist because I see him and talk to him every day and the strange thing is I see him whenever I walk past a mirror - Red Ken thought he was God, but I know that I am! It's pretty simple really, God just would not use a bendy-bus - he's more of a straight and narrow man - dependable; just like a Routemaster bus really"

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Topics: God, Boris Johnson, Bus

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