An Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on the radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight. You could call it 'getting back to the earth' in a big way, although dying could also be looked upon as a way of getting 'back to the earth' as well. Ingredients are of vital importance in the mixture. Earthworm castings are a major component. For those...
TV Chef, Heaton Bloomingspall OBE, has sensationally claimed that he has the answer to combat childhood obesity. Speaking from the en-suite laboratory situated in his luxurious marshmallow penthouse in Bolton (yes, it really is in Bolton) he said,...
Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...
Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Elmer Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the publica...
A South African woman who eats only soil has been invited to appear on the next series of television programme Freaky Eaters. As a schoolgirl Thuli Malindzi got hooked on eating soil which she claims tastes better than chocolate. Thuli who is now...
Media Mogul, talk show host, and worth over $2B, Oprah Winfrey is now embroiled in a sex orientation controversy as leaks from her tell all book hint that she really has an aversion to Tootsie Rolls, but just loves Chocolate Covered Cherries! The...
An American has been hunting Haggis in the highlands of Scotland even although he has been repeatedly told that there is no such creature as the haggis. Haggis is actually a Scottish dish served up mainly on Burns day which consists of a sheep's h...
Despite tabloid accounts to the contrary, "It ain't over yet" according to a lawyer for the Fetching Three Some of Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer! Apparently the third person in bed during the 6 year liaison between Brad and Angelina, in which they...
Bob Cross an art expert and historian from London has caused major controversy by claiming that paintings of Jesus with a lamb are nothing to do with this nonsense the lamb of God, it's to do with the fact that Jesus liked Lamb Chops. Christians...
The new television series of Freaky Eaters is to feature a 24 year old man from Haiti who was found alive in the rubble of the Napoli Inn Hotel eleven days after the Haiti earthquake. Wismond Exantus smiling and in very good condition was brought...
Chef David Bundschak shocked the culinary world yesterday when he served a dish that was sweet, but according to the judges he was facing "had absolutely no savory elements at all." While appearing on a Bravo Network competition show called "...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans are still too fat, but obesity rates in the United States appear to be slowing, according to newly released research. Government data show that 68 percent of U.S. adults are considered overweight, having a body mass in...
Worker gets creamed - The food industry is taking a long look at an "oldie but goodie" treat known as the Tasty-Treet. This age old cream filled cupcake of sorts, largely a rip-off of the ever more popular Twinkie, has been a household favorite fo...
My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...
A Harlingen area family that has collected no less than 50 cookbooks over 20 years is having another uninspired dinner of chicken and macaroni with cheese for the fourth time in three weeks. According to Mrs. Adriana Baker and her husband Christo...
A cannibal captured by the Chihuahua state police in Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico says that he should not be charged with murder as he was "just eating a little Mexican food." The alleged diner, named Mbabaloo Mbabababaa from West Africa, was in...
New York - Spotted Dick has found a new place in the hearts and stomachs of an ever growing portion of the population of the world. Spotted Dick is a steamed suet pudding with dried fruit and normally served with custard. Its popularity had been f...
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