Oprah Involved in Shocking 'Tootsie Roll' Scandal Concerning Her Sex Life!

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Wednesday, 27 January 2010


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"Lick my Spoon!"....Oprahs Choice of Dessert Spurs Rumours!

Media Mogul, talk show host, and worth over $2B, Oprah Winfrey is now embroiled in a sex orientation controversy as leaks from her tell all book hint that she really has an aversion to Tootsie Rolls, but just loves Chocolate Covered Cherries!

The incredible inflating Oprah, who claims she has spent over $5m in trying to control her weight without committing to Scientology, says she thinks she's winning the weight loss battle with Christie Alley.

Weight loss experts say the battle of epic proportions will be close, and at best Oprah may squeeze out a win....but just barely by a few ounces. Margin of error in the poll is between 50-75 pounds either way.

According to alleged reports, Oprah's long time male escort had the opposite problem; he had an aversion to Chocolate Covered Cherries, but 'simply adored gorging on Tootsie Rolls' according to a hair dresser close to the couple.

With these allegations appearing, it is hard to figure why Michelle Obama has had such a hate relationship with the diva. Insiders had figured she was jealous over Oprah's fawning relationship with Barry, but now those in the know say she was more concerned with Barry's shower room antics with the escort after those late night 'one on one's' at the White House Basketball court.

"If you notice the way Barry Sashays around the White House, and especially the way he diddy bops coming off Air Force One, people are really starting to wonder," said a source at the San Francisco Chronicle, who should know.

" At first people thought it was just that Chicago Homeboy strut, you know...but if you study it a little more, there is more than just a little sway to his hips, and the way his wrists flap along as he walks."

Oprah is said to have made the decision to give up her lucrative TV show prior to 'coming out' with this tell all book, which is the major reason she decided to buy her own TV channel devoted exclusively to Gay Programming.

The pay per view channel, set to debut on Valentines Day 2011, has yet to be named, but media executives are pretty sure it will be tagged with a catchy avatar as "The Lolly Pop" channel.

David Letterman is said to already be licking HIS lips over that one!

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