Snack firm employee caught sucking creme out of Tasty-Treet

Funny story written by jansal

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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Sucking creme can be dangerous to your job

Worker gets creamed - The food industry is taking a long look at an "oldie but goodie" treat known as the Tasty-Treet.

This age old cream filled cupcake of sorts, largely a rip-off of the ever more popular Twinkie, has been a household favorite for years having been manufactured by the Mostest Bakery of Portsmouth, Virginia.

A spokes person for the company claims that they have recently received complaints that the Tasty-Treet was skimping on creme and was no longer as "tasty" as it used to be, or its name implies.

Bakers on the premises of the Mostest Bakery Division in Portsmouth are being investigated for possibly possessing the secret of the skimpy creme in the filling of the products.

Head baker, Bob Bailingsworth was interviewed by the Food Industries Head Investigative team and was declared innocent of any wrong doings regarding the decreasing creme in the batches being baked under his supervision.

Looking further down the line, the Food Industries' investigators determined that just before the packaging procedure, someone was taking a short suck out of each Tasty-Treet, thus making the creme filling not so full.

Tillie "Treet" Tons was removed from the line and it is reported that the company fired her on the spot.

The Mostest Bakery spokes person claims "it was for her own good, had she not been caught sooner, she could have died, since she weighed over 400 lbs at the time of her firing".

Upon the "forced retirement" of Ms. Tons, the company has not received any more complaints about their Tasty-Treets being under filled.

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