Hunting Haggis in the Highlands of Scotland

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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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An American has been hunting Haggis in the highlands of Scotland even although he has been repeatedly told that there is no such creature as the haggis.

Haggis is actually a Scottish dish served up mainly on Burns day which consists of a sheep's heart liver and lungs minced with onions,oatmeal and suet.

While roaming the Highlands he came across an old crofter rolling little black balls. "What are they" said the American "learning tablets £10 each said the crofter" "Give me three" said the American. After eating three he said "that tastes like sheep's shit" "Your learning lad" said the old crofter.

The American is still looking for the Haggis.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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