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Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...

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Funny story: Ikea shares plummet as same-sex couples now expected to register at Wal-Mart, Kmart and the Piggly Wiggly

Ikea shares plummet as same-sex couples now expected to register at Wal-Mart, Kmart and the Piggly Wiggly

Los Angeles, California - As same-sex couple gain mainstream acceptance in society, companies like Ikea, which were among the first corporations to advocate homosexual rights by running TV and print media ads featuring a gay couple selecting furnitur...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44giveness Seen Protesting California Gay Marriage Ceremony

AskFrFred44giveness Seen Protesting California Gay Marriage Ceremony

Picture the poor soul at the gay marriage ceremony of two octogenarian lesbians who have been together for more than half a century. There he stands armed with his preprinted placard reading: "Homosex is a Sin!"...

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Funny story: California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

California opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload

County clerk offices opened today to hundreds of gay couples with appointments to exchange vows, and thousands of divorcing straight couples exchanging blows, on the first full day that drive-thru nuptials became legal throughout California.

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Funny story: Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up

Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up

With less than a week to a wedding in Merthyr Tydfil, and despite the imposition of a media blackout, the bidding war between Hello! and OK!, the two main social magazines featuring that sort of thing, has heated up to near boiling point.

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Funny story: Rooneys' Honeymoon Ruined After Foot & Mouth Scare

Rooneys' Honeymoon Ruined After Foot & Mouth Scare

Wayne Rooney and his new wife Coleen are at the centre of a huge health scare tonight, after it was announced that the unlucky pair have tested positive for Foot & Mouth disease.

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Funny story: Wayne Marries In Italy

Wayne Marries In Italy

Football star Wayne Rooney got married in Italy to his childhood sweetheart, a plate of ravioli, at lunchtime today. The ceremony took place in the Ristorante Unapizza in Portofino, and the footballer's best man was a tube of cannelone, filled wi...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England centre forward, has married his childhood sweetheart, a pig named Colly, in a ceremony at the 17th Century Villa Durazzo in the Italian town of Portofino, the mayor of...

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Funny story: Gay Unions Teach Breeders How to Get Along!

Gay Unions Teach Breeders How to Get Along!

Marriage counselors and relationship psychologists are studying with shock and awe the phenomenon of gay marriage. All recent findings contradict the stereotype of short-lived and domestically violent gay relationships.

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Funny story: Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

Woman with Irritating Laugh Thrown out of Moving Car

A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.

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Funny story: New York to recognize extraterrestrial marriages

New York to recognize extraterrestrial marriages

Gov. David Paterson of New York has told state agencies to recognize extraterrestrial marriages performed in states, countries and planetary systems where they are legal, his spokeswoman said Wednesday.

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Funny story: Britain votes for its most eligible Royal - a fat git on the telly

Britain votes for its most eligible Royal - a fat git on the telly

Hot on the heels of the marriage of Peter Phillips, 15th in line to the throne, to the WAG with the ridiculous first name, Hello magazine undertook further research to see which Royal wedding the British public would next like to see the magazine pay...

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Funny story: Gay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu

Gay wedding for Star Trek's Mr Sulu

US actor George Takei is to wed his long-term partner after California lifted its ban on same-sex marriage.

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Funny story: Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Commonwealth diplomats shocked at royal wedding chapel flesh-flash

Windsor Castle - (Bare Ass Mess): Non-Christian Commonwealth ambassadors to the Court of St James's have recoiled in horror at this weekend's gratuitous display of sluttish female flesh at the nuptials of the puppet monarchy's leading no...

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Funny story: Same Sex marriage legalised

Same Sex marriage legalised

"I have been having the same sex all through our marriage. Yes it's boring but now it's legal' said Duwayne Barton , 43. "I am delighted."...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Clinton to marry

Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Clinton to marry

Ellen DeGeneres and daughter of former President Clinton are putting the California Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage into action -- she and Chelsea Victoria Clinton plan to wed, DeGeneres announced during the taping of a popular...

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Funny story: Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

In an unexpected break with the administration's previous position, President Bush announced today that after considerable prayer on the subject, he has changed mind and would support same sex marriages in the future.

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