Saturday, 17 May 2008

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In an unexpected break with the administration's previous position, President Bush announced today that after considerable prayer on the subject, he has changed mind and would support same sex marriages in the future.

Inside sources speculate that this is an attempt to garner favor among gay and lesbian Republicans in California whose Supreme Court, in a recent landmark ruling has cleared the way for such marriages.

In a press release issued yesterday, the White House said that it believes that Barrack Obama, in the event he was to perhaps become divorced from his terrorist wife, should have the right to marry anyone he chooses.

In a related story, Senator John McCain reversed his previous stance on gun control legislation saying that after meetings with the Homeland Security agency, he was persuaded that no one named OBAMA should be able to own machine guns and weapons of mass destruction.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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