"I have been having the same sex all through our marriage. Yes it's boring but now it's legal' said Duwayne Barton , 43. "I am delighted."
The decision by the California legal system to allow same sex marriages has brought welcome relief to couples who wish to continue with their weekly five minutes of missionary followed by a cuddle.
"We do it once a week on Saturday nights, right after American Gladiator" continues Duwayne " It has been the same way for years and we both like it that way. If the government has an objection then they don't have to watch."
Duwaynes wife was unavailable for comment as she was visiting a close friend.
