Gay Unions Teach Breeders How to Get Along!

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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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Bride and groom may be doomed!

Marriage counselors and relationship psychologists are studying with shock and awe the phenomenon of gay marriage. All recent findings contradict the stereotype of short-lived and domestically violent gay relationships.

"These same sex couples don't fight about sex or money, the most common hetereosexsual bones of contention!" reported Gayas Dadayz- Long:

"The man on man couple just can't get enough of the wild thing and the ladies on ladies drift along happy as larks with their once a month funfest. As for money, everyone knows gays are smarter and more prosperous than the average American. That's why Madison Ave is falling all over them. They have so much dough what's the point in fighting!"

Hetereosexsual marriage seems to be the social construct in trouble and unless they learn to be friends like the lesbian and gay couples , it may be doomed!

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