The New York High Times - Slapstream - "ONLY connect," the English novelist E. M. Forester admonished mankind. From the many Twits on Tweeter, the loudest voice speaks best for their image.
CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, the decision was made to replace President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney with fifth graders during President Bush's wedding, since both the President and the Vice President will be...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Paul McCartney accepted Sir Elton John's proposal to play with him for Prime Minister Tony Blair's wedding to President George W. Bush.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair selected the person who will give him away and his bridesmaid. At first, Peter Mandleson was selected to give Tony away, but when Prince Charles announced that he could make it, Mandle...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space - The whole world is fleeing into space, fearing that President Bush might just push "the button" thinking that he's ordering coffee. Even the world's smallest country, Vatican City, has launched a ship...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York, NY - David Letterman has quit his talk show after learning from Morpheus that the U.S. is The Matrix come to life. Donning the now legendary dark glasses, he said to the world, "I am Neo."...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...
BCC - The United Artists group has had disaster after disaster trying to cast new James Bonds. In an effort to put an end to their distress, UA has picked Prince Charles to be the new James Bond.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today, after conveying his belief that history will be kind to him, named all U.S. historians "enemy combatants" and had them arrested. President Bush, in a statement to the press, said, "We h...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President George W. Bush, showing signs of delusion and grandeur, announced that he would not buckle to polls showing opinion cutting against him on a variety of issues, and conveyed his belief that he would be vin...
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